We hope the street side parking was convenient, with the purple salvia and yellow daisies planted in plain clay pots outside giving a personal, comfortable vibe to the old red brick building and sidewalk.
The door swings open to our soft red carpet, creating a nice path over the black and white tiled floor. The harlequin pattern they're laid out in displays just enough whimsy to let you know it's going to be a fun journey.
Smell that coffee brewing? No, it's not some fancy latte, but a percolating pot of good ol' joe you can help yourself to anytime. We prefer fun, hand decorated mugs to the wastefulness of styrofoam or Solo cups, and you can purchase yours or leave it in the wash bin on your way out, depending on your preference. Or pick out a whole set from the Home Sweet Home department.
There's also a soft aroma that combines incense, essential oils, and the handcrafted candles and soaps you can pick up toward the back of the store in our Mind, Body, & Soul Care department. Our original meditation and affirmation CDs are favorites among our most enlightened customers.
Our local cartomancist may be making a visit today, so be sure to put your name on the sign in sheet if you'd like a reading (don't forget to leave a tip!).
Or, if you'd like to become a reader yourself, there's likely a great reference in the library you can either skim comfortably on the Queen Anne couch, or pick up to take home for a great price. Antique books are our favorites, so you know the traditions they hold are the real deal.
If it's fun you're after, the Sports and Leisure department is right up your alley. All things bicycles, comic books, toys, and more are the perfect additions to whatever your collection.
Music? Now we're talking. Instruments, records, CDs, memorabilia, and more await your ears. And yes, that IS Mott the Hoople you're hearing on the overhead.
The perfect bangle for her, or tool for him? We're not that crazy about traditional gender roles, so we won't judge if the tool is for her or the bangle for him. Everyone gets service with a smile in the Manly Cave or the Ladies Room.
Got any questions? Dana is always behind the counter ready to help in any way she can. She steps out to mail all packages on the Friday after payment is received, but is otherwise available for inquiries, compliments, or special requests.
Of course, this is a virtual space, but that doesn't mean Serious Vanity Music won't keep it real for you. Check in often as listings are always being updated with new and old things you'll love.